I Don’t Know About You, CNN.com

I’ll admit that I loved this story about a Polar Bear falling into a zoo moat, but I’m not sure that it deserves to be at the top of the page under the Latest Headlines section. Maybe if the bear had hurt himself it could go up there, but this is not a “if it bleeds, it leads” type scenario.

Oh, and what do I love about this story? This line just makes it:

Zero fell into the same moat 15 years ago and stayed there for nine days.

Apparently he’ll climb out of the moat when he is hungry enough.